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  • How to derail a conversation: Part One

    • Mikey: know what's awkward?
    • Me: Having a guy jizz in your mouth and then realizing that he's too gross to swallow?
    • Me: and then having to try to ask for a towel or napkin to spit it into without accidentally swallowing it?
    • Mikey: um.... yeah.
    • Mikey: that's awkward.
    • Me: Yeah.
    • Me: I hate that.
    • Me: It's like
    • Me: "Just another friday!"
    • Me: right?
    • Mikey: i was going to say meeting a guy on facebook
    • Me: and then he cums in your mouth and you don't want it, etcetera?
    • Mikey: uuh, yeah.
    • Me: Yeah, that's the pits!
    • Me: So I take it you've had a lot of strange dicks in your mouth recently then?
    • Me: since you brought it up.
    • Mikey: *sigh*

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